and in here i have a little barf bag.

is that just in case of emergency, or is this obviously common enough that you had to plan ahead?

marshmallows. yeah.... it was kinda funny. yeah yeah, kinda.

more amusing because of the guy, but i guess if i hadn't seen it a few billion times already i would have laughed harder. or at all. it's a shirt now.

do you hear that? it's ticking.

the old whore knows

it's not like i have feelings anyway, right? no no, it's ok. you'd only think less of me for telling you anyway.

it's pretty much over now. wish you had been the one to say it, since i know i didn't want to.

rivers flow downhill. we won't be meeting at the mouth. take me away from here, stream of time.

it's beetle black and sits at my feet making sexy noises.

new toys are such a joy.